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matthewwwwitsoe:

gravitysex:

matthewwwwitsoe:

gravitysex:

Probably one of the best nights of my life

same

I like you ^

I like you a lot

matthewwwwitsoe:

gravitysex:

matthewwwwitsoe:

gravitysex:

Probably one of the best nights of my life

same

I like you ^

I like you a lot

(via soundsspectacular)

— 1 week ago with 117975 notes
unimpressedcats:

you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen

unimpressedcats:

you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen

(Source: generic-art, via actuallygrimes)

— 1 week ago with 19960 notes
kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

(via runtoruin)

— 1 week ago with 304489 notes
theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

HAHAHA

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

HAHAHA

(via magicbullets)

— 1 week ago with 285468 notes
… it feels there’s still something inside. 
It’s such a weird feeling.

(Source: onegai-sensei, via narcosis)

— 4 weeks ago with 1045 notes
barwellz:

honeybucky:

moriarty:

SPIDERMAN WOULD. SPIDERMAN WOULD

itS BACK

ALWAYS REBLOG.

barwellz:

honeybucky:

moriarty:

SPIDERMAN WOULD. SPIDERMAN WOULD

itS BACK

ALWAYS REBLOG.

(via troyesivan)

— 4 weeks ago with 992559 notes